Q&A with Gwen

Meet Gwen

Hey guys, my Gwen. I go by Gwen Selix, Gwen Malfoy, and Unicorn Gwen. I've been a creative my entire life. I create imaginary worlds and love to draw them as well. I'm the creator of Meep on Mental Health. Meep has become an inspiration to me, and I'm proud to share him with everyone.

For more on Gwen, check her out on Facebook. 

If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you be?

I would be a wolf. They are my spirit animal, and I love how free they are.

I've been creating my whole life only in the last few years have I really been able to go after my dreams of being an Author and an Artist. I've learned to never let others try and control your goals in life. If you want to do something creative, do it. Don't let others tell you how you should feel.

Q&A with Matthew V. Brockmeyer

Meet Matthew

Matthew V. Brockmeyer lives deep in the forest of Northern California with his wife and two children. He is a writer, homesteader, werewolf, loving family man and author of the novel KIND NEPNETHE: A Savage Tale of Terror Set in the Heart of California's Marijuana Country. His short stories have been featured in numerous magazines, journals and anthologies.

For more on Matthew, check him out on Facebook. 

What would be the most surprising scientific discovery? 

As we enter this bold new world of technology, one invention seems increasingly necessary, a robotic armature that can feed us. Don’t you hate when you have to put down your device to eat? What if someone says something funny on Facebook? Posts a killer meme on Twitter or puts a picture of their cat on Instagram? These are important aspects in our lives and shouldn’t be missed just because we have to feed ourselves. No, with the new Digest-A-Tron 2001, you’ll never have to stop binge watching that new Netflix series, even at the dinner table. The smart technology will command its robot arms to butter your toast, pour milk in your cereal, and lift the forks and spoons right to your waiting mouth.

AI has long been monitoring your every culinary fetish and love, and armed with this information, the Digest-A-Tron 2001 will know how much jelly to put on your toast, what salad dressing you like, and how spicy you like your enchiladas.

And the new driverless vehicles will all be equipped with this technology as well. Taking a long trip and don’t want the inconvenience of putting down your iPad to go into a restaurant? No worries. The Digest-A-Tron 2001 will cram your face with all kinds of goodies the whole trip, and you’ll never have to take your eyes off your device.

It’s a wonderful new era, and we’re working hard to make sure you never have to interact with the real world again.

Find KIND NEPENTHE on Amazon. 

Matthew V. Brockmeyer is a horror author, freelance writer and homesteader. He resides in an off-grid cabin, deep in the back hills of Humboldt County, California, where he runs a small farm with his wife and two children. He enjoys howling at the moon and bathing his fangs in human blood. When not writing or working the crops in his fields, he can be found brewing beer, watching horror movies, reviewing books, and enjoying time with his children. His debut novel KIND NEPENTHE was released in August 2017 to great critical acclaim and has risen to the Amazon Bestseller ranks in horror multiple times. His short stories have been featured in numerous publications, both in print and online, including, among others, Deciduous Tales, Infernal Ink, Timeless Tales Magazine, Pulp Metal Magazine, Body Parts, Shotgun Honey, Not One of Us, Alphi, Cultured Vultures, and the anthologies The Edge: Infinite Darkness (a #1 Amazon Bestseller), After the Happily Ever After, One Hundred Voices, and One Hundred Word Horrors. For more please visit his website: www.matthewbrockmeyer.com.

Quotes on my Mind - Living a Life being devoured

"Is it better to out-monster the monster or to be quietly devoured?” 

― Friedrich Nietzsche

I likely read Nietzsche far too young. I likely read a lot of things far too young. His work though has always stuck with me.

This is something I find myself often explorer in my writing. What do you do when you encounter monsters? Fighting can mean becoming a monster yourself. Not fighting back can mean pieces of yourself being ripped out in tiny chunks.

In Howl, which I swear will be fully finished one of these days, this is something I deal with in Liz. She goes through both of these in different ways. Becoming the monster her father wanted her to be. Letting denying her wolf quietly devour her.

I've lived life letting myself be quietly devoured. It's more horrifying than any monster that I could ever dream up. Letting yourself become a monster, even to fight one, can be horrifying as well. I think we've all had those moments when we can't meet our own eyes in the mirror. It's a fight sometimes of being who we want to be and who we have to be.

In the end, I firmly believe that true horror lives inside our heads. It's something that I'm working on right now for a poetry submission. 

Webcomic Love - Gunnerkrigg Court

So this comic has me on the edge of my seat right now. You're going to love Gunnerkrigg Court.

Gunnerkrigg Court is a school, but it's also a whole lot more. The comic opens with student Antimony Carver, AKA Annie, starts going there. With each chapter, Annie finds out more and more about the mysterious court and forest next to it.

The comic is a work of science fantasy, and the genres are blended really well. There is imaginative technology, including robot cows, and well-crafted creatures from mythology. One of which is Coyote. He's also available in this adorable plush.

Currently, there are 67 chapters, so while it's still being written there is plenty to read so far.

The first few chapters really focused a lot on Annie, her bestie Kat, and the demon Renard. The comic has grown to a large list of characters and creatures. There's also some LGBTQ representation, which I like. The plot is interesting and engaging. The rules of the forest and the court keep becoming more clear, and the mystery of the comic will keep you coming back.

You can help support this comic here.

Submission Call - COCKROACH CONSERVATORY VOL. 1

Deadline: June 5, 2018

About:

I am Lord Commander Patagonia. I have strong desires to read fiction in the spirit of working zealots to comfort and terrorize those who dare love me.

After the long recreational equipment war that lasted five hikes of up and down stock prices, I have come out on top to crush my enemies and I shall name them for they should be embarrassed to even fight me. Emperor Dick's Sporting Goods, Prime Ministress REI Co-Op, as well as Duke Academy. Their products are cheap and I am unconcerned with their followers' well being.

What would most please me is weird fiction encompassing themes of capitalism, cults, no zombie shit, religion, and the beginning of the end.

Please, restrain your throats from empty preaching. I am the most preacherful and I do not like competition. So your screed about what you believe in to be right is most unwelcome and will be met with fireballs from Ken doll-esque mound where your pitiful human form would substitute a dangling piece of nothingness.

What would please me more most is:

A story of no more than 3k words.

These genres are most welcome: horror, sci-fi, weird, bizarro.

Send your submissions to: RaceForTheRoaches@gmail.com

No multiple submissions.

Reprints: It is forbidden.

You will be paid pro-rates which are $0.06 per word.

Send up to 3 poems.

If one is accepted, you will be paid a flat rate of $10 per poem.

Submissions are open until June 5, 2018. It will be a blessed day. A day most holy.

We will try to get back to you within three months. Please do not query before that. We will drive you to a dentistry school to watch as two students extract a tooth that is firmly in place. You will be met with a dry sockets. We will all laugh.

If you think putting a cockroach into a story gives your trunk story a chance, you are severely mistaken. Severely mistaken. The mistake would be severe.

I've been sick

I'm having some health issues. My blog will be on hiatus until I get things under control. All scheduled posted have been pulled because I just can't keep up with them right now. I will hopefully have new on how long this will last this week.

Submission Call - Tales from the Crust: An Anthology of Pizza Horror

Deadline: June 1, 2018

Details about what they want:

We know we have a tendency to say, “Attention writers! Some new hotness!” but this is literally some new burn-the-roof-of-your-mouth hotness. Inspired mostly by David James Keaton’s struggle to find good pizza in California and pitching ideas to Max Booth when he’s hungry after working a 12-hour shift at the Overlook, get ready for…

TALES FROM THE CRUST: An Anthology of Pizza Horror

edited by Keaton and Booth and published by Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing.

Originally Keaton was thinking of calling it PIZZA MY SKULL because there’s a pizza place around San Jose called Pizza My Heart, meaning “piece of my heart,” and so he thought a “piece of my skull” joke would be hilarious. Turns out that’s a lot of assumptions to make about a gag. Also, their pizza is gross. Luckily, George Cotronis brainstormed a much better title (though it might make people wonder if there’s a “Crustkeeper/Cryptkeeper” hosting the show). Speaking of Mr. Cotronis! Holy lord look at the cover art he’s come up with. WE WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD…

This is exactly the vibe we’re going for here. Not so much the goofy Goosebumps thing you might imagine with a pizza horror story, but we’re taking it kind of seriously. Like we take our pizza seriously. The humor is inherent in the pizza theme already, so we’re playing this kind of straight. And if you think you’ve got what it takes, like a healthy love of the cheesy cuisine, send us your best work.

Now, you may be thinking: pizza horror taken seriously? What the good goddamn could I possibly write?

Good question! We don’t know. But we sure would like to read it.

That’s where you come in.

Write us a pizza story, and make it scary.

Story length: 1k – 5k

Payment: $0.03 per word

Multiple submissions: Yes

Simultaneous submissions: Yes

Reprints: Query first

Send submissions to pizzamyskull@gmail.com with “[STORY TITLE] – [AUTHOR NAME] – [WORD COUNT]” in the subject line.

Be sure to check their full guidelines before submitting. 

Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with this publication. I'm just sharing calls for submissions that I find. I do submit work to the publications I feature in this section, so my work might appear there. This has nothing to do with which calls for submissions will appear on my blog. If you have a submission call you'd like me to feature on my blog, please send me the information.